Keel Billed Toucan
Keel Billed Toucan
Born: June 15, 2026
Sun Sign: Gemini
This surprisingly sweet goober is looking for his forever home. Born during peak Pride Week shenanigans, he’s a fun mix of Lunar dreamy adventures and Mercurial-Gemini wit. He has a flair for the dramatic, is excellent at quick comebacks, and is very good at roping others into his creative ideas, but secretly loves people through cooking for them. He’s incredibly intelligent, loves understanding what makes people tick, and would like to bring some comfort, protection, perspective, and well-timed jokes to his person’s life.
This completely handmade being is about 18 in head to foot and 12 in hand to hand when laid flat and full of love and healing magick including grated parmesan cheese, chocolate coin, five finger grass, moon pie, saffron, white rice, crushed pepper, cinnamon, rose hips, mustard, hyssop, star anise, dandelion root, plum pit, tapioca pearls, orange, serrano pepper, don quai, indigo, ketchup, raspberry leaf, marshmallow root, garlic skin, angelite, poker chip, rhinestones, grocery store receipt, quarter, black & white bubble mailer, Absolut vodka throw, Toy Story trading cards, 20 amp fuse, macrame art, butternut squash sticker, rainbow, flower food, condom, granny smith apple tag, #1 grandpa ribbon, jax, clear emoji bookmark, and some other special ingredients.
If you’re interested in adopting this special friend, let me know!