Cthulhu

Cthulhu
Born: November 2, 2025
Sun Sign: Scorpio

This sweet little weirdo is looking for his forever home. He’s a cool mix of Solar charisma and Martial-Scorpio hidden depths. He loves helping people and knows how to shine without hogging the spotlight. He’s a big theatrical horror fan but has a soft spot for misunderstood monster stories. He’s super creative, loves to learn new things, is big on pinpointing the differences between the occult and a cult, is always down for an adventure, and would love to bring some protection, silly shenanigans, and motivation (paired with a good amount of rest) to his person’s life.

This completely handmade being is about  16in head to foot and 12 in hand to hand when laid flat and full of love and healing magick including dried cicada body, willow leaf, black pepper, lizard skeleton, garlic skin, coffee, star anise, pluot seed, High John the Conqueror Root, coltsfoot, damiana, muscadine seeds, lavender, okra, yerba buena, acorn, shredded money, rose petals, spider plant leaf, blood orange, matcha powder, Earl grey tea, merlinite, stamps, Factory of Weird Bible, ketchup, ramen packet, soy sauce, Casket Girls throw, Sober Safe Spot magnet, cotton fabric, jack-o’-lantern, ladder, sandwich tie, cotton fabric, El Musico loteria card, tattoo festival coaster, brick piece, fidget toy, colored pencil, newspaper, makeup melt, camo print cloth, gauze, tape, stage makeup, blood capsule, cigarette pack, feather, seven cents and some other special ingredients.

(Comes with bucket… he wanted me to tell you that. I think it’s his emotional support bucket, now?)

If you’re interested in adopting this special friend, let me know!