Yeti

Yeti
Born: May 29, 2025
Sun Sign: Gemini

This chill dude found his forever home. He’s a fun mix of Jovial good spirits and Mercurial-Gemini wit. He’s a big fan of dry humor, especially Monty Python early 00’s mockumentaries. He doesn’t take his cryptid status too seriously, but does have some pretty space-cadet moments where he’ll wander off mentally or physically to explore a random passing thought. He’s got a deep love and respect for all creatures (including humans) and would love to bring non-judgmental support, compassionate protection, well-timed jokes, and some helpful-but-slightly-chaotic organizational skills to his person’s life.

This completely handmade being is about  18in head to foot and 12 in hand to hand when laid flat and full of love and healing magick including tobacco, red clover, blessed thistle, Thai tea mix, juniper berry, buckeye, salt, pepper, black walnut, black peppercorns, mayonnaise, sassafras, sweet gum burr, hot sauce, Devil’s shoestring, red rose, sweet and sour sauce, squash blossom, mint, mustard, mugwort, rattlesnake root, gold sheen obsidian, Mardi Gras float rider ID tag, feed my sheep pin, doorknob, food wrapper, vintage party photo, ramen packet, biohazard bag, red jasper, black snake, tree saw, NOO sticker, butterfly, bottle cap, fake teeth, mailed postage stamps, white glasses frame, dollar bill, bubble wrap, quarter, and some other special ingredients.